Ho, ho, ho, internet!
Kim of Later Levels has created this awesome Christmas community collaboration event thingy, and I’m in, I guess. Basically, there are 12 holiday themed questions you answer on set days, in a format of your choosing. Answer as many as you want, however you want to! Go check out the official post if you wanna get involved.
You’re woken from your drunken haze by another frantic call from Santa, who’s worried he’s not going to make all his deliveries in time. Which video game item or vehicle would you recommend for him?
No one wakes Ellen from a drunken haze and gets away with it! After going off on a cranky rant about how Christmas has become too much about gifting and not enough about spending time with those you treasure, I would suggest that Santa go borrow Link’s Ocarina from Majora’s Mask, and then play the Inverted Song of Time. With time flowing slower, he’d likely be able to make all of the deliveries.
Then I would hang up on him and crawl back into bed, because my head would totally still be a mess still. I’m never drinking again… probably… hic.